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I just can't seem to win!

This is about the millionth time I've said or done something really embarrassing in front of Matt's mom. We slept over at their place for a weekend? Yeah. She got an amazing view of me naked on top of Matt.

Just now?

Mama Trope: Hahaha, you're silly, Le. You should just drive, and then update from here. The wireless works, you can just set up the laptop in the other room, it's not big deal.
Matt (from the other side of the room, but his mom heard): GROSS! STOP LETTING THE DOG LICK YOUR HAND! DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DOES WITH THAT TONGUE!?
Mama Trope: Oh, Le, honey, don't do that. The dog licks his wee with that.
Me: I'm gonna wash my hands.
Mama Trope: Well, think about it. Do you go around licking wees?
Me: Well, actually, I...

And then Matt started laughing, and his mom started laughing and the only defence I had was, "Well, we are married!"
 
Also, things you wish you'll never have to deal with as a parent/grandparent/aunt:

Mama Trope: I really am worried about David. My sister was over the other weekend and they brough him with them. He's getting really big. But he won't stop speaking that, what is it called? Oh yes. Pig latin.
Matt: It can't be that bad.
Mama Trope: Well, he stopped speaking normal English altogether!

Now that's weird. There's something wrong with that family...
 
andcuriouser said:
Also, things you wish you'll never have to deal with as a parent/grandparent/aunt:

Mama Trope: I really am worried about David. My sister was over the other weekend and they brough him with them. He's getting really big. But he won't stop speaking that, what is it called? Oh yes. Pig latin.
Matt: It can't be that bad.
Mama Trope: Well, he stopped speaking normal English altogether!

Now that's weird. There's something wrong with that family...
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sounds like they need their own sitcom! :) lol this shit is making me laugh for real
 
it's not because of what they do with their mouths, it's because of the chemical makeup of their saliva. It's much more acidic and therefore less bacteria can harbor themselves there.

Besides, the mythbusters proved that myth. A dog's mouth is really "cleaner" than a humans, because of less bacteria buildup.
 
PrincessJettMicheyl said:
it's not because of what they do with their mouths, it's because of the chemical makeup of their saliva. It's much more acidic and therefore less bacteria can harbor themselves there.

Besides, the mythbusters proved that myth. A dog's mouth is really "cleaner" than a humans, because of less bacteria buildup.
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I was going to quote some stuff from there, but I couldn't find any links to drive the nail in the point home.
 
TheOriginalJames said:
Yes and no. They carry many bacteria that we can also get, but also carry bacteria that isn't harmful to humans.

You'd be more likely to get an infection from a human bite that breaks the skin than a dog bite that breaks the skin.
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Well that is good to know because I would much rather have a dog bite me and break the skin then have a human bite me and break the skin :(
 
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