Just so you know...if you tell me to leave, i will NOT beg to stay.
Choose your words carefully.
is everything ok???Just so you know...if you tell me to leave, i will NOT beg to stay.
Choose your words carefully.
oh my! Sounds like everyone is having a crappy morning!
Awe! Bless his little heart! Did ya catch it on camera? I seem to have always missed the funny faces!
Since he isn't here to hear my gripe about it, I'm just going to do it here.
Matthew Trope: Since I never get up this early, I guess I never realized how long you showered for in the morning. Thank you for leaving me no hot water at all. No, no really. I appreciate it. The cold really woke me up. It also probably gave me pneumonia.
PS: Also, your cat partied too hard last night with all the other tranny cats. Drank too much tequila, and now he's barfed on the floor. I have kindly not cleaned it up. You'll have to get to that, but I'm sure you won't mind. Right, dear?
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