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LOL I meant, are you masturbatin? Cause I am...and this lady in the cubicle across the way keeps looking at me like its not natural.:unsure::ninja

BOOMER.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I said there are NO kittens around here.
Meaning they are all dead.
Meaning I killed them all.
:D
And now I'm working on killing other mammals.
Light bulb, babe?
 
psssst. Guess what?

We have the day off tomorrow. :banana2::banana2::nanajig::woot::woohoo::Drunk_emoticon

Been feeling like a little kid anticipating his christmas present all day. Feel I'm a gonna be starting the merriment tonight.

30 mins to go. WOOT WOOT!!!!!
 
South Park Guitar Hero was awesome.

And last night I was shaving my lower region and I accidentally cut my ballsack with the razor. It started bleeding and I about threw up.
 
south park makes fun of guitar hero? damn i gotta see that one haha. that sounds funny.

and ouch about cuttin yourself. ya gotta be careful haha. as long as there smooth as eggs after its all good.

Yep. They also mention e Hero where you inject yourself with e and catch a dragon which is impossible to catch.

And the cutting ballsack thing...it was a little cut, but the was coming out good for a bit.
 
Yep. I do.

Okay then... grab a piece of pizza and pencil and write this down.

1. I cut up some pepperoni stick today and had some slices of it. It was good the whole way down my throat and into my stomach.
2. I was lazy as a sloth and I got that nickname before..."sloth".
3. I got a shower...get this...WITH HOT WATER! I know I know...I shouldn't have told you, but I had to. I've kept this secret in for a long time now.
 
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