Random PW thread!

[Breath]

You killin kittens over dere breath?

Boom, there haven't been kittens over here in months.
Other small mammals should be skeered though..

 

[Boomer]

Boom, there haven't been kittens over here in months.
Other small mammals should be skeered though..

LOL I meant, are you masturbatin? Cause I am...and this lady in the cubicle across the way keeps looking at me like its not natural.:unsure::ninja

 

[Breath]

LOL I meant, are you masturbatin? Cause I am...and this lady in the cubicle across the way keeps looking at me like its not natural.:unsure::ninja

BOOMER.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I said there are NO kittens around here.
Meaning they are all dead.
Meaning I killed them all.

And now I'm working on killing other mammals.
Light bulb, babe?

 

[Boomer]

Shit, Im sober. Gotta give me a minute.

You know, I can save dem animals if you wanna cum over...um er, I meant come over.

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

psssst. Guess what?

We have the day off tomorrow. :banana2::banana2::nanajig::woot::woohoo:runk_emoticon

Been feeling like a little kid anticipating his christmas present all day. Feel I'm a gonna be starting the merriment tonight.

30 mins to go. WOOT WOOT!!!!!

 

[HouseOvaries]

South Park Guitar Hero was awesome.

And last night I was shaving my lower region and I accidentally cut my ballsack with the razor. It started bleeding and I about threw up.

 

[sexy.time]

south park makes fun of guitar hero? damn i gotta see that one haha. that sounds funny.

and ouch about cuttin yourself. ya gotta be careful haha. as long as there smooth as eggs after its all good.

 

[livvy7678]

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Free time inICT. Gotta love it!

 

[Boomer]

Wut up Livvy?

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

Can y'all say...It's dead? I knew you could

 

[livvy7678]

HELLO. God you guys are sooo x.x

 

[HouseOvaries]

south park makes fun of guitar hero? damn i gotta see that one haha. that sounds funny.

and ouch about cuttin yourself. ya gotta be careful haha. as long as there smooth as eggs after its all good.

Yep. They also mention e Hero where you inject yourself with e and catch a dragon which is impossible to catch.

And the cutting ballsack thing...it was a little cut, but the was coming out good for a bit.

 

[livvy7678]

HELLO HO I AM NOT THE ONLY PERSON ALIVE AFTER ALL!! How are you doing hun?

 

[livvy7678]

Your Just jealous because me *&&* my friends can act like retards in public and get away with it

 

[HouseOvaries]

What would I be jealous about? I didn't realize you were online cuz I was browsing other stuff.

 

[livvy7678]

What? No it was just something random I felt like posting

 

[HouseOvaries]

Ok. So you want to know how I'm feeling? Right? Do you want me to tell you now? Like this minute?

 

[livvy7678]

Yep. I do.

 

[HouseOvaries]

Yep. I do.

Okay then... grab a piece of pizza and pencil and write this down.

1. I cut up some pepperoni stick today and had some slices of it. It was good the whole way down my throat and into my stomach.
2. I was lazy as a sloth and I got that nickname before..."sloth".
3. I got a shower...get this...WITH HOT WATER! I know I know...I shouldn't have told you, but I had to. I've kept this secret in for a long time now.

 

[livvy7678]

A piece of pizza and a pencil and write??? Lol you sound like you have had a good day