whoa i just got the craziest messages on my phone. apparently there were some really horny drunk chicks that i talked to and exchanged numbers lastnight. i had 5 voicemails this morning. the first one was like,
"why'd you leave? i miss you."
next one
"im really horny right now thinking about you"
next one
"you could have gotten fucked but you left, blah blah blah
the next 2 are even worse lmao i wish woman would just be honest like that more often
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