Random PW Thread - Part 9

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I am up everyday at at 03:30 AM. Internal clock won't let me sleep past that time. However I am in bed by 10:00 PM every night also
Oh God, that is the stuff my nightmares are made of! I've always been a night owl, ever since I can remember. I've been on midnights for 14 years now and pray to God that I stay on them for the rest of my career, LOL
 
Sorry to confuse... I forgot he had a similar name. Man, I haven't talked to him in forever. I see all the usual suspects are gone, my girls Audra and V. :( Nothing stays the same I guess!
Yeah, most people have moved on. V has been way too busy with her personal life and work life (she was promoted to Sergeant after I left our agency...she took my spot, LOL). I talk to her every day, though. Audra, not so much...but I do have her on FB.
 
Caller: "I'm having real bad stomach pains."
Me: "Okay, so you're having some abdominal pain?"
Caller: "No, stomach pain."
Me: "Okay, ma'am. My partner has the ambulance coming."

*smh*

I'd have a tough time not being a smart ass!

Possible responses:
"Don't hold your farts in anymore ma'am".
"Ma'am, put the ice cream down."
"Ma'am, why don't you just go take a sh!t".
 
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