Random PW Thread - Part 9

[TenaciousDave]

That's too funny! :rofl2:

 

[TenaciousDave]

Yuor brian is so pfweroul, taht it cna raed scntenees wtih mxied up wrods as lnog as the fsrit and lsat letetrs are in the rgiht palce.

 

[TenaciousDave]

What the fuck did I just post? :humm:

 

[Minderella]

What the fuck did I just post? :humm:

The same random shit you always do?

 

[TenaciousDave]

The same random shit you always do?

What the fuck facts,man.

 

[TenaciousDave]

[h=5]Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar were both epileptic.[/h]

 

[TenaciousDave]

Three passionate kisses a day can double your metabolic rate and can help you lose up to a pound.

 

[TenaciousDave]

"Hangover Heaven" is a company in Vegas that will come to you and cure your hangover with fluids and vitamins.

 

[TenaciousDave]

Natalie Portman studied psychology and neuroscience at Harvard.

 

[TenaciousDave]

Liam Payne from One Direction says he's scared of spoons. So he eats ice-cream with a fork.

 

[TenaciousDave]

72% of females who aspire to be part of the Fashion Industry end up in the Sex Industry instead.

 

[TenaciousDave]

"Swag" is an acronym created by a group of gay men in the 60's that means "Secretly we are gay".

 

[TenaciousDave]

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of all other mammals.

 

[TenaciousDave]

Bill Gates is richer than 140 of the world's nations.

 

[TenaciousDave]

If a woman had a third nipple during the 1600’s, she was identified as a witch.

I think I'll end this with that one.:24:

 

[TenaciousDave]

You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

 

[TenaciousDave]

[h=5]In the middle school, Katy Perry was very often teased for having big boobs![/h]

 

[Kakapo Dundee]

So you empathise, dave?:jk

 

[Maulds]

I just wrote "dirty hotel sex" in a post. That was cool.

 

[Minderella]

I just wrote "dirty hotel sex" in a post. That was cool.

I noticed.