Random PW Thread - Part 9

[Kakapo Dundee]

5600.....that's a nice round figure.

 

[Minderella]

Zomg--it's SO COLD here today!!!!

 

[NuckingFuts]

Hi I'm new here....well I feel like it.

 

[TenaciousDave]

More than about one out of every third surveyed internet user has admitted to going online just to piss someone off at least once.

 

[TenaciousDave]

After her death, the former husband of Marilyn Monroe, Joe DiMaggio, had fresh roses delivered to her crypt 3 times a week for 20 years!

 

[TenaciousDave]

To make themselves feel better, 4 out of 5 people in the world are likely to diss other people, because they suffer from low self-esteem!

 

[Mercury]

You sick bastard!


Here's one for ya....

People who masturbate regularly often have a longer life expectancy!


I don't know about you, but I'm gonna be here for a long long time. :24:

:24: In which case, I might make a new record for oldest living person on Earth :24:

 

[TenaciousDave]

:24: In which case, I might make a new record for oldest living person on Earth :24:

Nice one!

Jack that schlong!:rockon:

 

[TenaciousDave]

Smoking kills as many people worldwide as the number of people that die due to inactivity and laziness!

 

[TenaciousDave]

"Stopping in Vegas on the Way to a Wedding" is the official Israeli name for the hit Hollywood blockbuster "The Hangover".

 

[TenaciousDave]

The clitoris has 8000 nerve endings. The penis only has 4000.

 

[TenaciousDave]

The design of the Sonic Hedgehog's shoes were a concept taken from Michael Jackson's boots.

 

[TenaciousDave]

A psychologist tried to raise a female chimpanzee, Lucy like a human and one day found Lucy masturbating to a copy of Playgirl in her room.

 

[TenaciousDave]

200 cases in the last 300 years have been reported of spontaneous human combustion, when a person bursts into flame for no apparent reason.

 

[Minderella]

The clitoris has 8000 nerve endings. The penis only has 4000.

*nods*

 

[TenaciousDave]

Studies have shown that the rate of sex crimes in an area decreases whenever porn becomes more easily available there!

 

[TenaciousDave]

*nods*

It's not fair, I tell you. Not fair at all.

 

[TenaciousDave]

In 1998, the NSA banned Furbies from the workplace in fear that the toy would record & repeat top secret information!

 

[TenaciousDave]

The reason why old cats meow or howl more in particular is because they suffer from the cat’s version of Alzheimer.

 

[TenaciousDave]

The day the king of pop, Michael Jackson died, Twitter, Wikipedia and AOL IM all collapsed at 3:15 pm exact.