Random PW Thread - Part 9

[TenaciousDave]

Attempting to commit suicide was once considered illegal in England, and was ironically punishable by death!

 

[TenaciousDave]

Whys it do quiet in here today?!?!?!?

Because text doesn't make any sound? :dunno

 

[Jersey]

Attempting to commit suicide was once considered illegal in England, and was ironically punishable by death!

I believe it's still against the law here

 

[TenaciousDave]

I believe it's still against the law here

Well if that's true, if you ever decide to commit suicide make sure you don't screw it up because it would be a damn shame to make tax payers pay for something that you could've easily done for free.

 

[Mercury]

Let me show ya somethin!

 

[redliner]

Does anyone else hate it with something bad happens and it just gets buried deep so no one can find out about it. I do. I guess sometime you have to dig to find that can of worms.

 

[TenaciousDave]

Let me show ya somethin!

He touches my little brother. He takes him behind the furnace and touches him in his pants.

 

[TenaciousDave]

It is said that if you look directly in a person's eyes, no one in the world can lie to you without showing it indirectly.

 

[TenaciousDave]

Over-thinking is the cause of almost 81% of people being stressed.

 

[TenaciousDave]

The worldwide consumption of coffee amounts to about 1.7 billion cups every single day!

 

[TenaciousDave]

Sprinkling sugar on a wound, a traditional African remedy, is medically proven to help wounds heal faster and stop bacteria growth!

 

[TenaciousDave]

"Fartypants" is the name of a special underwear brand specifically designed for people who fart a lot!

 

[TenaciousDave]

A 62-year old man with impaired vision and hearing got struck by lightning and when he woke up the next day, he could hear and see!

 

[TenaciousDave]

The fact that hot water freezes faster than cold water still remains a mystery for the scientists.

 

[TenaciousDave]

To keep girls from having sex, the 'Little Red Riding Hood' fairytale was written, using the 'big bad wolf' as a metaphor for a penis!

 

[TenaciousDave]

Technically the world should have ended around 13 months ago according to the Mayan calendar because it didn't account for leap years!

 

[Mercury]

To keep girls from having sex, the 'Little Red Riding Hood' fairytale was written, using the 'big bad wolf' as a metaphor for a penis!

... and here I thought I came up with that nickname ... :ninja

 

[TenaciousDave]

... and here I thought I came up with that nickname ... :ninja

You sick bastard!


Here's one for ya....

People who masturbate regularly often have a longer life expectancy!


I don't know about you, but I'm gonna be here for a long long time. :24:

 

[TenaciousDave]

During their periods, women are actually quicker at detecting snakes.

 

[TenaciousDave]

What is the cheapest meat? Deer balls, they're under a buck