Random PW Thread - Part 9

[RandomDude]

Got to go to the job centre tomorrow, should be fun...

 

[Minderella]

I ran over a squirrel on the way home from work and I feel terrible. Crying and everything. UGH.

 

[Jezzebelle]

I ran over a squirrel on the way home from work and I feel terrible. Crying and everything. UGH.

*luds*

 

[AUFred]

Squirrels do not do well around cars. No shortage of squirrels though.

 

[NoDak]

Squirrels do not do well around cars. No shortage of squirrels though.

No shortage of cars either!

 

[TenaciousDave]

The ingredient used in perfumes to help its smell stay longer on your skin is actually whale’s vomit also known as Ambergris.

 

[TenaciousDave]

The computing technology now a days is 8.3 trillion times cheaper than it was in 1960s.

 

[TenaciousDave]

Every year in New York, nearly 4 million accidental calls to 911 are made as result of Butt-dials.

 

[TenaciousDave]

Every time I hear about another drug dealer being taken off the streets I can't help but think, "Fuck, I hope it wasn't mine."

 

[Mercury]

Every time I hear about another drug dealer being taken off the streets I can't help but think, "Fuck, I hope it wasn't mine."

I didn't tell them your name ...

 

[The Man]

lava surfing ya buddy

 

[TenaciousDave]

I didn't tell them your name ...

That's only because you don't know my name.

 

[TenaciousDave]

In a fight over a parking space, a 41-year-old Chinese woman killed a man by squeezing his testicles.

 

[TenaciousDave]

The initial recipe of 7up used to contain lithium, a drug used to stabilize mood and cure depression.

 

[TenaciousDave]

The average American eats about 17.9 pounds of bacon per year, thats over 268 slices!

 

[TenaciousDave]

In 1984 Guangdong, China, almost 500 men were affected by a psychological plague, KORO which is the fear of disappearance of one’s genitals.

 

[TenaciousDave]

The world record for longest, most accurate shot with a bow is made by an armless man, hitting the target 230 yards away.

 

[TenaciousDave]

A survey done by an International organization in Afghanistan found that around 92% of the Afghan men haven't even heard of 9/11.

 

[Kakapo Dundee]

Cruising through the dead zone, after the Americans have gone to sleep.

 

[pjbleek]

do not miss those early morning wake up calls.....nope.....not one damn bit