Random PW Thread - Part 9

[pjbleek]

I definitely bounced.

I don't know why it didn't spray me. It was RIGHT there.

he/she probably thought you would go all ninja on them....and you showed it who was boss....kudos

 

[Kakapo Dundee]

She dragged me into the bedroom, looked me dead in the eye and said, 'honey, I want you to do something filthy in here tonight..............'





So I shat in the wardrobe.

 

[Minderella]

You dirty man, you.

*shakes head*

 

[Kakapo Dundee]

I need a lifeguard.....someone who will act as Internet Sober Driver for me.:crazy:

 

[Minderella]

Awws, I thought you were gonna say for mouth to mouth.

 

[Kakapo Dundee]

reminder.....beard.

 

[dancingpotato]

Hello.

 

[fuel1316]

scotty doesnt know! scotty doesnt know! dont tell scotty!

 

[Minderella]

I told you, I already told Scotty!

 

[pjbleek]

just got back from the dentist.....I can't stand this diet of sundaes...lord spare me

 

[Kakapo Dundee]

6.15 on a Friday morning, massaging the cat's ear and looking forward to a short work day.

 

[TenaciousDave]

hey whore!

 

[porterjack]

the problem with line ups at places like McDonalds, is that I get time to think, not good, mainly because my head thinks bad thoughts

i think of things i would say to customers if I worked the cash at McDonalds

when someone askes for a drink i would say do you want a drink whilst you are waiting

when asking for a milkshake the reply would have to be do fries come with that shake?

 

[TenaciousDave]

Christians... get Christmas under control. Seriously. It won't stop! It doesn't stop does it? It's always Christmas now! Make it the whole year! It's the only time you pricks are happy!

 

[Kakapo Dundee]

The next ten days are going to be exquisite torture. If I were making a presentation for a new client, I could tell them exactly what they'd get....but this is an old-fashioned interview, for an old fashioned position.

 

[Aeval]

Ugh...so happy to be home after 8 days on the road. The vacation was good but it's great to be home...for 2 days and then back to work.

 

[Maulds]

Yay for home after not so much home but just briefly then more not home :tooth

 

[dancingpotato]

Yay for bed

 

[TenaciousDave]

They forgot the things they had and all died pining after those they could not attain.

 

[TenaciousDave]

The next ten days are going to be exquisite torture. If I were making a presentation for a new client, I could tell them exactly what they'd get....but this is an old-fashioned interview, for an old fashioned position.