Little known fact.Dragons share a single gene with cats, the one that is scared of vacuum cleaners. Those of you with your fancy inbuilt systems are tomorrow's dragon poop, but I've got myself an old Electrolux, as loud as a jet engine.
I ain't scared of nothing except power cuts.
Damn it! I knew we should have purchased the louder vacuum cleaner!!!
CURSE YOU WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!