Random PW Thread - Part 3

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:surrender And I have to fast and shit... it's just a major pain in the butt.
i didnt know you had to shit before a glucose test... :24:
Yikes!!

I had an aids test when I was in the Air Force, the gal looked at my arms and said "This will be easy, you have large veins." She then stuck me seven times before getting blood. I am not squeamish to needles but I damn near sunk out of the chair.
i donated blood in apprenticeship school in pensacola... As you guys know I am Navy, and in case you dont know, sailors arent too fond of marines.... it was a fucking MARINE that drew my blood for blood donation... fucker went threw and past the fucking vein and left it there for 30 minutes "hmmm i wonder why no blood is flowing" IM A FUCKING VAMPIRE ASSHOLE! Try it again! I had a black bruise the size of a grapefruit for 8 FUCKING WEEKS:eek
 
i didnt know you had to shit before a glucose test... :24:

i donated blood in apprenticeship school in pensacola... As you guys know I am Navy, and in case you dont know, sailors arent too fond of marines.... it was a fucking MARINE that drew my blood for blood donation... fucker went threw and past the fucking vein and left it there for 30 minutes "hmmm i wonder why no blood is flowing" IM A FUCKING VAMPIRE ASSHOLE! Try it again! I had a black bruise the size of a grapefruit for 8 FUCKING WEEKS:eek



Holy jeebus!! :eek:eek

Ever get the anthrax shot? I hated that one.
 
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