Random PW thread! (part 2)

[Peter Parka]

Aussies didnt know what to make of me because I knew where and when I was likely to be attacked by their bastard animals and did'nt give a shit. In fact I went to the Walkabout in Covent Gardens later on to support the Jaffas in the football world cup and they declared me an honary Aussie.

 

[Keight]

Does that mean you arent good enough to be an ACTUAL aussie pete? :24:

Damn someone take away the wine bottle :24:

 

[Peter Parka]

Does that mean you arent good enough to be an ACTUAL aussie pete? :24:

Damn someone take away the wine bottle :24:

Nah, it means I'm not enough of a criminal to be an Aussie. I thought i was bad enough but damn you Jaffas want us to be bad to qualify!:willy_nilly:

 

[Keight]

Ah but you dont have to be enough of a criminal, all you gotta do is know how to get on the piss, and swing a 2x4 with ease :24:

 

[Peter Parka]

I'd drink the lot of you under the table and thats no idle threat.:nod:

 

[Keight]

Threat me all you want pommie boy, that sounds like more of a challenge, Im an Aussie CROSS Scot, I WILL kick your ass :24:

 

[Peter Parka]

Dream on,, we all know the Scot part of you is the one that loses all the time to embarressing footballing nations.

 

[Keight]

:24: Tell my dad that.......

Actually he would agree with you, however the drinking part he taught me and taught me very well

 

[Peter Parka]

I have the Sottish drinking part mixed with the Irish drining part in my blood.:nod:

 

[Keight]

Damn no wonder you are still drinking :24:

 

[SRC]

man, what are y'all talking about .. I'm Irish and German .. I could drink you BOTH under the table .. with hard liquor to boot.

 

[Keight]

Bring on the jagar bombs in October girlie

 

[SRC]

It is SO on .. I can handle abotu 17 before I'm good and sloshed .. I'll be ready!

 

[Keight]

17?

Pssssssh

im thinking someone will pass out from alcohol poisoning next year :24:

 

[SRC]

17?

Pssssssh

im thinking someone will pass out from alcohol poisoning next year :24:

lol well that is in a 3 hour time frame mind you .. I don't roost up in the bar all night .. I don't go out until midnight or later lol. I drink at the house until time to go tho

 

[Peter Parka]

It is SO on .. I can handle abotu 17 before I'm good and sloshed .. I'll be ready!

Is that all?:unsure:

 

[SRC]

yeah, I tend to run out of money at that point .. 17 x $8 a cup full+ a tip LOL = a lot of fuckin money. last time I went out .. my alcohol bill was $156 + tip, I don't let people buy me drinks. I've been dosed before.

I generally drink a couple bottles of wine beforehand .. and sometimes I get some rumplemintz and sprite too.

 

[Peter Parka]

Is that all?:unsure:

 

[SRC]

lol whatever .. I drink most of the guys trying to pick me up under the table. And they are large men. I know I can drink. Everyone likes to act like they can until i break out the Jager. After 5 or 6 back to back shots .. people back off LOL.

Maybe that's why I stay single LMAO

 

[Keight]

*smacks pete*

Now now dont be scaring people away from wanting to meet up with me dammit.....