I liked the sex agreement. If only woman actually didnt have a problem signing something like that! this world would be so much simpler!
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Good luck with that :smiley24:
UncleBacon
OTz original V.I.P
for the people that missed this a few pages back
Yeah. People suck. That thread could be solid gold.
dont make me hurt you *taps foot* thats not a good agreement
UncleBacon
OTz original V.I.P
pre-booty call agreement form
Current mood:
awake
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2006, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup, " unless you are from
out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
9. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
10. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
11. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
12. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the
fuck home.
13. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
14. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
15. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's
girlfriend/boyfriend."
16. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.
18. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.
19. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
Participating Party
Signature ___________________
Date: _______________
Participating Party
Signature_____________________
Date: ________________
Current mood:
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2006, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup, " unless you are from
out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
9. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
10. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
11. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
12. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the
fuck home.
13. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
14. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
15. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's
girlfriend/boyfriend."
16. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.
18. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.
19. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
Participating Party
Signature ___________________
Date: _______________
Participating Party
Signature_____________________
Date: ________________
UncleBacon
OTz original V.I.P
seems good to me
UncleBacon
OTz original V.I.P
can't go wrong there
UncleBacon
OTz original V.I.P
covers all angles
UncleBacon
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nothing is misconstrewed
UncleBacon
OTz original V.I.P
and I'm only 5 posts away from my target
I hope so. I'm bored.
UncleBacon
OTz original V.I.P
its a crazy crazy day eh
UncleBacon
OTz original V.I.P
why do you want your shit to pop
UncleBacon
OTz original V.I.P
did the koala put you up to this
UncleBacon
OTz original V.I.P
well speed your ass up or you'll get left behind
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