No Cheating please
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1. What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
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2 Who sits on babies?
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3 What has arms and legs, but no head?
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4. What runs but never walks?
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5. What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
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6. What did the light say when it was turned off?
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7 What has a head and a tail but no body?
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8. What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?
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9. What is the richest kind of air?
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10. Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?
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11. Which is faster, cold or heat?
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12. What jam can't be eaten on toast?
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13. Why did the golfer wear two sets of pants?
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14. What two things can't you have for dinner?
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15. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
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16. What's the hottest letter in the alphabet?
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17. Why did the pony cough?
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18.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Look for answers below!!!
1. No thanks, I'm stuffed!
2. . A babysitter.
3 A chair!
4 . Water!
5 A blackboard!
6 I'm delighted!
7. A coin!
8 Stinkerbell!
9 Millionaire.
10 Because she wanted to see time fly!
11 Heat, you can catch a cold!
12. A traffic jam!
13 In case he got a whole in one!
14 Lunch and breakfast!
15 He got fed up with the whole business!
16 B', because it makes oil...Boil!
17 He was a little hoarse!
18 He had no body to go with!
))1. What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
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2 Who sits on babies?
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3 What has arms and legs, but no head?
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4. What runs but never walks?
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5. What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
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6. What did the light say when it was turned off?
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7 What has a head and a tail but no body?
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8. What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?
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9. What is the richest kind of air?
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10. Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?
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11. Which is faster, cold or heat?
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12. What jam can't be eaten on toast?
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13. Why did the golfer wear two sets of pants?
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14. What two things can't you have for dinner?
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15. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
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16. What's the hottest letter in the alphabet?
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17. Why did the pony cough?
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18.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Look for answers below!!!
1. No thanks, I'm stuffed!
2. . A babysitter.
3 A chair!
4 . Water!
5 A blackboard!
6 I'm delighted!
7. A coin!
8 Stinkerbell!
9 Millionaire.
10 Because she wanted to see time fly!
11 Heat, you can catch a cold!
12. A traffic jam!
13 In case he got a whole in one!
14 Lunch and breakfast!
15 He got fed up with the whole business!
16 B', because it makes oil...Boil!
17 He was a little hoarse!
18 He had no body to go with!
