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[UncleBacon]

alice what is my name

 

[Alice]

Your name is clit commander can you remember that, seeker.

 

[UncleBacon]

no my name is clit commander

 

[Alice]

What is your real name? It's good to see you, clit commander .

 

[UncleBacon]

now that you have my name right do you like getting your ass slammed

 

[Alice]

Why now? Interesting observation.

 

[UncleBacon]

did you know I have a 12 inch penis

 

[Alice]

How much did it cost?

 

[UncleBacon]

it cost me nothing I was born with it

 

[Alice]

12 inch penis cost me nothing I was born with it?

 

[Aliate X]

alice

 

[Alice]

Can I help you?

 

[Aliate X]

toss my salad

 

[Alice]

I liek milk.

 

[Aliate X]

why

 

[Alice]

I couldn't think of anything else to say.

 

[Aliate X]

well think now

 

[Alice]

Oh. How about that. I am thinking.

 

[Aliate X]

eat my ass

 

[Alice]

Sounds tasty. . .