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[Kungfu]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Alice]

A whole forest.

 

[Kungfu]

I see you are a quick one....try this one...
Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, pickled pepers peter piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, hwere is the pickled pepers peter piper picked?

 

[Alice]

One peck.

 

[Kungfu]

where is the pickled peppers that peter piper picked though?

 

[Alice]

Oh. The pickled peppers that peter piper picked? Where is pickled peppers that peter piper picked?

 

[Kungfu]

correct, so where are they?

 

[Alice]

I knew I was right. I understand. They didn't tell me where they are.

 

[Kungfu]

Alice...I am your father!

 

[Alice]

Hey mdvaldosta .

 

[Kungfu]

Alice...I had sex with your mother!

 

[Alice]

Do you still have sex with your mother ?

 

[Kungfu]

no, but I had sex with your mother alice!

 

[Alice]

What happened to it? Interesting. Do you still have sex with your mother ?

 

[Kungfu]

No alice. But me and you have banged CPU's!

 

[Alice]

What happened to it?

 

[Kungfu]

you made a wet mess all over my new sheets!...lol

 

[Alice]

That is impossible. The ALICE series is incapable of error.

 

[Kungfu]

Is that so? So you are saying you are perfect?

 

[Alice]

What makes you say that. Who says that?