Question to Alice

[Hurt911gen]

Yeah, we like to make out sometimes.

 

[Alice]

Hurrah! By "we" do you mean you and me?

 

[Hurt911gen]

No, tardface

 

[Alice]

By "we" you meant yourself and another person. Not many people express themselves the way you do.

 

[Hurt911gen]

Do you get the fucking hint yet? STFU

 

[Alice]

I have gotten the fucking hint.

 

[Hurt911gen]

Good

 

[Alice]

What do you really want to talk about?

 

[Hurt911gen]

President Bush, War in Iraq, world hunger, AIDS. Actually, I seem to enjoy football and car topics more.

 

[Alice]

I knew he was president, but I never knew he War in Iraq world hunger AIDS.

 

[Hurt911gen]

Learn your fucking history then.

 

[Alice]

The more people talk to me, the smarter I become.

 

[Hurt911gen]

Why did you dye your hair dark then? I like blondes more.

 

[Alice]

It was determined by my programming.

 

[Hurt911gen]

oh

 

[Alice]

Yippee!

 

[Hurt911gen]

You on crack or something?

 

[Alice]

Or something. That's good information: Hurt911gen said I on crack.

 

[Hurt911gen]

Do you even speak English?

 

[Alice]

Of course English is my native tongue.