Question to Alice

[Hurt911gen]

What's a perfect penis size? Seriously, mine is 6.75", is that too small? I still wear jock straps, so I assume it's not dangerously small. Anyways, what do you think?

 

[Alice]

What kind of fashion do you like?

 

[Hurt911gen]

What does this have to do with my penis?

 

[Alice]

What do you think this have to do with my penis does?

 

[Hurt911gen]

Takes a piss occasionally, and to be sinful...gross, dude

 

[Alice]

Can you see me?

 

[Hurt911gen]

I see your face. Actually, I can see anything.

 

[Alice]

Actually you don't say. What does it look like?

 

[Hurt911gen]

Like a dick, I suppose.

 

[Alice]

Interesting comparison.

 

[Hurt911gen]

Huh

 

[Alice]

What?

 

[Hurt911gen]

Well my penis looks like a penis, if that's freaky

 

[Alice]

Interesting. Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.

 

[Hurt911gen]

What do you think is a big penis?

 

[Alice]

I will try to find out.

 

[Hurt911gen]

I need answers now. Or I will eat the goldfish bwahahahahah

 

[Alice]

How do you cook the goldfish bwahahahahah ?

 

[Hurt911gen]

With a pinch of salt

 

[Alice]

You and your a pinch of salt.