satinbutterfly
Miss Piggy
Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill dough.
Q. What do gay guys call condoms?
A. Mud flaps.
Q: How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
A: It ain't hard...
Q: What's about six inches long and produces a white, frothy substance when rubbed back and forth and in and out?
A: A toothbrush.
Q: What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?
A: Bubblegum -- and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to lie.
Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Easy -- don't pay her.
Q: What's the difference between "oooh" and "ahhhh?"
A: About four inches.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
A: Cash and carry.
And last... but not least:
Q: Why don't witches have children?
A: Because their husbands have Holloweenies.
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill dough.
Q. What do gay guys call condoms?
A. Mud flaps.
Q: How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
A: It ain't hard...
Q: What's about six inches long and produces a white, frothy substance when rubbed back and forth and in and out?
A: A toothbrush.
Q: What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?
A: Bubblegum -- and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to lie.
Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Easy -- don't pay her.
Q: What's the difference between "oooh" and "ahhhh?"
A: About four inches.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
A: Cash and carry.
And last... but not least:
Q: Why don't witches have children?
A: Because their husbands have Holloweenies.
