Pumpkin's nothing thread

[Pumpkin]

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork
Kermit the frogs finger

 

[Pumpkin]

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what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12

 

[Pumpkin]

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heello, iss tthhatt thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm. yes. ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee ffuucckkiinngg tthhiinngg ooffff.

 

[Pumpkin]

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There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

 

[Pumpkin]

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Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.

 

[Pumpkin]

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A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"

 

[Pumpkin]

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Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.

 

[Pumpkin]

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Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff

 

[Pumpkin]

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Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath

 

[Pumpkin]

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Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"

 

[Pumpkin]

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goodness I'm bored

 

[jassilem]

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LOL some of them got a giggle from me...

Hello girlie..

 

[Pumpkin]

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LOL some of them got a giggle from me...

Hello girlie..

haha really? I thought they were terrible! Was just an attempt to get my post count up, then I got bored.

I'm ok, its so cold here and I have a headache! But its friday and I'm going out to a cocktail bar and then to a tapas restaurant so good times ahead

How are you?

 

[Pumpkin]

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LOL you didn't ask how I am! Well....thats how I am

 

[jassilem]

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Oh at least you have plans ...

I am doing.. just woke up.. so I am a little slow.. maybe why some of the jokes were funny to me ...

We have works coming in to install a new hotwater tank today... so I have to get ready for the day soon... Also I have a dentist appointment at 12:30.. oh joy... By the time I get back from that they should be done with the work. Jim can deal with the workers and Liam all morning..

 

[Pumpkin]

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Oh at least you have plans ...

I am doing.. just woke up.. so I am a little slow.. maybe why some of the jokes were funny to me ...

We have works coming in to install a new hotwater tank today... so I have to get ready for the day soon... Also I have a dentist appointment at 12:30.. oh joy... By the time I get back from that they should be done with the work. Jim can deal with the workers and Liam all morning..

Oh you get some time to yourself nice (even if it is at the dentist hahaha)

 

[jassilem]

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hehe.. yeah.. I am going out early to I can have a coffee and some me time before I go to the dentist..

 

[Pumpkin]

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hehe.. yeah.. I am going out early to I can have a coffee and some me time before I go to the dentist..

Oh perfect! Enjoy it

 

[jassilem]

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I will try my best .

 

[Pumpkin]

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This place is DED dead today