Psychoanalyze yourself

[Mrs Behavin]

Psychoanalyze Yourself. Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read what each answer means.

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind?

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house, what does it look like?

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table what do u see on and around it?

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

8. What do you do with the cup?

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself by a ___ body of water.

10. How will you cross the water?





NO CHEATING! DONT READ UNTIL YOU FILL UP THE TOP!!!!!!




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1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationships.

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life

 

[Jersey]

hmmmm...very interesting...

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
my brother

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind?
a lemur
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
we hug each other
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house, what does it look like?
all made of glass with a huge garden
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
yes
6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table what do u see on and around it?
turkey n dressinnn!
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
red plastic throwaway cup
8. What do you do with the cup?
throw it at my brother
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself by a ___ body of water.
canal.
10. How will you cross the water?
jump

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

wow. VERY untrue. lol.

 

[Jersey]

. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
my mom
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind?
a bear
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
i take its picture
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house, what does it look like?
huge log cabin house
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
nope
6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table what do u see on and around it?
a big italian family eating dinner
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
a beer mug
8. What do you do with the cup?
pick it up, but it on the deck
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself by a ___ body of water.
a river
10. How will you cross the water?
hop on the big stones

 

[lemon]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?

<didnt answer/dont remember answer>

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind?

deer

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

run

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house, what does it look like?

brick

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

no

6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table what do u see on and around it?

blank space

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

plastic

8. What do you do with the cup?

burn it

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself by a ___ body of water.

ugly

10. How will you cross the water?

boat

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hmm........

 

[Anniston]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who? jer

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind? rabbit

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? it sees me, runs away

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house, what does it look like? large, white



5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? no


6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table what do u see on and around it? floral arrangement in the middle with 8 chairs

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it? coffee mug

8. What do you do with the cup? pick it up

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself by a ___ body of water. small

10. How will you cross the water? walk it is shallow

 

[Peter Parka]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who? The missus

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind? A deer

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? It runs away when it sees me

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house, what does it look like? No idea, my dream house wouldn't be in the middle of the woods

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? Yes




6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table what do u see on and around it? Huge roast meat banquet, lots of beer, lots of friends, a roarong fire and greyhounds eating the thrown away bones

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it? ermm, a West Ham mug

8. What do you do with the cup? Take it in, wash it up and keep it

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself by a ___ body of water. River

10. How will you cross the water? Use the bridge

Hmmm...wel I guess most of it is true apart from the stuff about my sex drive which is waaaay off!

 

[EmperorKupcake]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
Jamie.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind?
Deer

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I pet it (and it doesn't run away...?)

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house, what does it look like?
Southern Style Victorian House.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Yes, but the fence is surrounding the clearing more than the actual house.

6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table what do u see on and around it?
Cabinet with China, a vase of flowers, a chandelier

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
An iron stein (lol, don't ask)

8. What do you do with the cup?
Kick it over

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself by a ___ body of water.
Small

10. How will you cross the water?
quickly walking across it

 

[GuesSAngel]

yeah everything was untrue for me in that test.

 

[Bagel]

1.crystal
2.Deer
3. watch it (possibly spook it on accident)
4. large wooden A frame
5.no
6.place settings and larger floral centerpeice
7.plastic coco mug
8.leave it be
9. small (creek)
10. step over it

 

[SilentEyz]

Psychoanalyze Yourself. Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read what each answer means.

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
J

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind?
Lion

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Its a Lion, I aint moving, and hopefully after he has realized I am not a threat he walks away

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house, what does it look like?
Two Level, Victorian, walk around fenced porch

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Back privacy fence, small fence in the front

6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table what do u see on and around it?
on it.. maybe a setting in the middle, around it.. hmm probably some dish cabinets against the wall.. 4 chairs,

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
Cup? It would be a drinking glass

8. What do you do with the cup?
take it back inside and put it in the sink

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself by a ___ body of water.
Lake

10. How will you cross the water?
Why Cross it, I would prefer to sit at the edge of it and enjoy the peace

 

[ouachiski]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?

my dog

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind?

Deer

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

it runs

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house, what does it look like?

a colonial style house with white wooden exterior and slate shingles and a brick front porch

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

no

6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table what do u see on and around it?

the table is clean, there are 6 chairs surounding it

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

a tea cup

8. What do you do with the cup?

step around it

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself by a ___ body of water.

smooth clear and just right for water skiing

10. How will you cross the water?

swim


haha, guess I got the bigest sexual apetite here