Proverbs

[KimmyCharmeleon]

I was reading my favourite comic the other day, the characters were joking that all proverbs are better if you replace one of the words with 'lion'. Turned out to be quite hilarious. I got a whole list here I can use haha, feel free to post some

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/proverbs.html

I'll start:
Every lion has a silver lining.

Your turn

 

[porterjack]

a lion cannot change its spots

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Two lions are better than one

 

[porterjack]

you can lead a lion to water but you cannot make him drink

 

[freakofnature]

A rolling lion gathers no moss.

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

If you can't stand the lion, get out of the kitchen.

 

[mazHur]

You don't meet a lion in the desert!

 

[hart]

Gee, even if you do like the lion it might not be good to be in a kitchen with it....just sayin'

 

[edgray]

A lion in the hand is worth two in the bush...

 

[AUFred]

A lion in the hand is worth two in the bush...

That one came to mind.

 

[porterjack]

you can t hide your lion eyes?

 

[edgray]

don't cry over spilt lion.

 

[edgray]

A little lion is a dangerous thing.

 

[edgray]

When in rome, do as the lions do.

 

[mazHur]

A lion may lose his canines but not his claws!

 

[mazHur]

You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look like a lovely lion.

Roald Dahl, 1916-1990

 

[anathelia]

better the lion you know than the lion you don't.

 

[mazHur]

A lion can be gay but a gay never a lion!! (Pakistani saying!!

 

[porterjack]

the road to hell is paved with good lions

 

[porterjack]

hell hath no fury like a lion scorned