I was reading my favourite comic the other day, the characters were joking that all proverbs are better if you replace one of the words with 'lion'. Turned out to be quite hilarious. I got a whole list here I can use haha, feel free to post some 
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/proverbs.html
I'll start:
Every lion has a silver lining.
Your turn
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/proverbs.html
I'll start:
Every lion has a silver lining.
Your turn