A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing 20 pounds.
Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked: "Aren’t you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
"Yup, sure am!"
"How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered: "Ten pounds."
The bartender said: “What happened?”
The proud Texas father said: "I just had him circumcised!”
Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked: "Aren’t you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
"Yup, sure am!"
"How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered: "Ten pounds."
The bartender said: “What happened?”
The proud Texas father said: "I just had him circumcised!”
