Here's a very small bit of this funny piece:
"The Christian home is orderly and vibrates with life like a steam powered locomotive. The lady of the house is akin to the engineer, dependable and courteous, she tends to the engine by keeping the pantry stocked, cupboards organized, clothes cleaned, meals nourishing, and the home as crisp and clean as line dried sheets. She is an example and treasured jewel. Every room of the home is within her purview and care.
One the most oftentimes complained about areas of the marriage home is the bathroom. Perhaps due to the communal nature or simply gender differences, expressions of marital strife seem to stem from this room.
In the Christian bathroom, biological respites are a time for reflection, rest and release. The bathroom is not a place for tomfoolery or shampoo shenanigans. It is kept clean and as germ free as possible for a healthy family environment. In order to maintain these goals in the home, proper biologicals etiquette and strict enforcement are required."
http://christwire.org/2011/07/proper-toilet-seat-position-etiquette-for-the-christian-home/
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"The Christian home is orderly and vibrates with life like a steam powered locomotive. The lady of the house is akin to the engineer, dependable and courteous, she tends to the engine by keeping the pantry stocked, cupboards organized, clothes cleaned, meals nourishing, and the home as crisp and clean as line dried sheets. She is an example and treasured jewel. Every room of the home is within her purview and care.
One the most oftentimes complained about areas of the marriage home is the bathroom. Perhaps due to the communal nature or simply gender differences, expressions of marital strife seem to stem from this room.
In the Christian bathroom, biological respites are a time for reflection, rest and release. The bathroom is not a place for tomfoolery or shampoo shenanigans. It is kept clean and as germ free as possible for a healthy family environment. In order to maintain these goals in the home, proper biologicals etiquette and strict enforcement are required."
http://christwire.org/2011/07/proper-toilet-seat-position-etiquette-for-the-christian-home/
24::ninjaI love reddit. :nod:
