Proctolagist jokes

[SammyStephens]

Why does the proctologist use two fingers?

To get a second opinion.


How did the proctologist discover his patent was gay?

He kept backing up


Proctologist: Looks like i am the pitcher and you the catcher

Patient: Fine, but I am a rookie at this so don't throw me any curve balls

 

[SammyStephens]

And i am going to steal this one from Rascal

Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading, “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.”
The town fathers were not too happy with the sign, and they proposed “Hysterias and Posteriors.”
The doctors didn’t find it acceptable, so they suggested “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.”
The town didn’t like that either and countered with “Catatonics and High Colonics.”
Thumbs down again. By now the story was in the papers, and suggestions began rolling in:
“Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives.”
“Minds and Behinds.”
“Lost Souls and Ass-holes.”
“Analysis and Anal Cysts.”
“Queers and Rears.”
“Nuts and Butts.”
“Freaks and Cheeks.”
“Loons and Moons.”
None of these satisfied one side or the other, but they finally settled on “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds & Ends.”

 

[Wookiegirl]

for fucks sake :24:

You weren't kidding.
You are twisted

 

[RedRyder]

That's some funny ass stuff..... I think...... :willy_nilly:

 

[Tyler Durden]

Lol, are you trying to tell us about your possible career change here Samuel?!

 

[SammyStephens]

Lol, are you trying to tell us about your possible career change here Samuel?!

Only if you are my first patient

 

[cam elle toe]

And i am going to steal this one from Rascal

Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading, “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.”
The town fathers were not too happy with the sign, and they proposed “Hysterias and Posteriors.”
The doctors didn’t find it acceptable, so they suggested “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.”
The town didn’t like that either and countered with “Catatonics and High Colonics.”
Thumbs down again. By now the story was in the papers, and suggestions began rolling in:
“Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives.”
“Minds and Behinds.”
“Lost Souls and Ass-holes.”
“Analysis and Anal Cysts.”
“Queers and Rears.”
“Nuts and Butts.”
“Freaks and Cheeks.”
“Loons and Moons.”
None of these satisfied one side or the other, but they finally settled on “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds & Ends.”

Love love love it:24::clap