Pre-employment drug screening

[Veronica]

any government job here req you to pass a drug test.. However at my work, they drug test you even if you mention about your history by smoking weed or whatever. lol

 

[Johnfromokc]

Americans in general have a real irrational phobia about drugs, dont they?

Some do. Those that are political conservatives are the worst. Mix in a little religion and you get "reefer madness" lol.

 

[AnitaBeer]

It should only take a few days for them to get the results back.

 

[porterjack]

A few years back I had to take a piss test completely naked that's how anal this company was
What company you ask? Walmart! Lol
The nurse was cute though, id'a like to pee in her butt

That vid went hyper viral

 

[Dana]

Jesus, their stores over here (ASDA) will take just about anyone as long as you can stand around scratching your arsehole and say "I don't know" to any request a customer might have. :willy_nilly: I've even asked for vinegar there before and was handed a pack of budget nappies, I kid you not! :willy_nilly:

It's a liability. You don't want a dope head delivering for your business they might drive while under the influence... yada yada.

 

[Peter Parka]

It's a liability. You don't want a dope head delivering for your business they might drive while under the influence... yada yada.

I'd be more worried about a drunk delivering for my business. Do they get tested for alcohol too?

 

[dkwrtw]

Alcohol will fuck a person up more than most drugs, I've never seen someone high on drugs that literally COULDN'T FUNCTION, whereas when you've been drinking you can't even walk in a straight line.

 

[itsmeJonB]

I once got so high doing gravity hits I couldn't stand up, I didn't even want to attempt to stand up. Let alone get behind the wheel of a car

 

[Peter Parka]

Haha! True that. If someone really has got a problem with weed, they wouldn't be arsed to apply for a job in the first place.

 

[Guyzerr]

I've never seen someone high on drugs that literally COULDN'T FUNCTION,

Then you haven't been doing it right. :24:

 

[dkwrtw]

Then you haven't been doing it right. :24:

lol maybe not :dunno