Prank calls

[bass_man1989]

This was a call to the ever knowledgeable Wal-Mart electronics department by our own NicAuf. It went something like this:

Nicauf: Yeah, I was wondering if I could ask you some questions about your HP laptop
Clerk: Sure.
Nicauf: Ok, what type of video card does it have?
Clerk: I don't know, I'll have to go check

*some time later*

Clerk: It says "Nvidia graphics card"
Nicauf: Alright, was size is the hard drive
Clerk: I don't know, I'll have to go look again

*some time later*

Clerk: It says "250 megabytes"
Nicauf: Alright, and I was also wondering about the system memory, it might be labeled RAM on the box. It should have like 1gig or 1 terabyte, which is a thousand gigs.
Clerk: Alright, I'll go check

*some time later*

Clerk: It said "1gig upgradable to 1,000"
Nicauf: gigs?!
Clerk: I think that's what it said

After that we started laughing so hard we had to hang up. You guys got any pranks?

 

[bass_man1989]

I'd also like to add that we called a home shopping channel about a computer and asked what type of video card the laptop had. We got the response "what's a video card" from the first person, and from the senior staff member: "it has a VGA out".