TheOriginalJames
Well-Known Member
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know
what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started
cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old
continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something
with hell and you say something with ass." The 4 year old agrees with
enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he
wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some
Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen
floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother
in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His Mom locks him in
his room and shouts,"You can stay there until I let you out!" She then
comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern
voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know,"
he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."
what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started
cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old
continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something
with hell and you say something with ass." The 4 year old agrees with
enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he
wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some
Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen
floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother
in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His Mom locks him in
his room and shouts,"You can stay there until I let you out!" She then
comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern
voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know,"
he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."
