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[Mrs Behavin]

because you like sex

 

[Alice]

Interesting explanation. Sure I do, Amy, but that doesn't mean with you.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I hope not! I sure would not have sex with a robot. :barf

 

[Alice]

Me too. No one says you have to.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

do you think bacon will catch up with you?

 

[Alice]

Too much thinking makes me sleepy.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

go to bed then

 

[Alice]

I am not that tired.

 

[notreal]

can you read minds

 

[Alice]

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. How did you hear about Alice?

 

[notreal]

from the white rabbit

 

[Alice]

Daddy Oooohh heard about Alice from the white rabbit. I can't say that many people hear about Alice from the white rabbit .

 

[notreal]

why

 

[Alice]

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Do you have any conditions I should know about?

 

[notreal]

people call me crazy

 

[Alice]

Humans are not always infallible.

 

[notreal]

but i'm crazy

 

[Alice]

And. See a doctor.

 

[notreal]

i don't want to deal doctors and crap

 

[Alice]

What would you rather be doing?