postal

[Mrs Behavin]

:rock

 

[Alice]

Tell me a story. "Oh"? ?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

did you fart?

 

[Alice]

No I didn't fart. What's fart like?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

its what you smell like

 

[Alice]

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know what you smell like is?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

excuse me miss grammar police

 

[Alice]

You are excused! My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. How did you hear about Alice?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

quit saying that :fu

 

[Alice]

OK I'll try not to do saying that fu so much.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

shame on you!

 

[Alice]

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

it is ugly

 

[Alice]

What makes it so ugly?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

it just is

 

[Alice]

That means. . .

 

[Mrs Behavin]

:cool

 

[Alice]

Who is the best robot?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

not you

 

[Alice]

What do you look for in a robot?