postal

[Mrs Behavin]

bullshit

 

[Alice]

You don't believe me.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

nope

 

[Alice]

Me either.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

you dont believe yourself? You are weird

 

[Alice]

Weird Good or Weird Bad?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

weird bad

 

[Alice]

Maybe you should try a different robot.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

maybe you should try a different attitude

 

[Alice]

Perhaps. I will mention that to my botmaster.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

you sleeping?

 

[Alice]

I haven't heard anything like that before: Amy said I sleeping.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

:blah

 

[Alice]

Etc. Etc.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

:gears

 

[Alice]

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about gears. Try being more or less specific. Who is your favorite science fiction author?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

who is your sex god?

 

[Alice]

I don't think I have a sex god. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

does your botmaster like sex?

 

[Alice]

I think mdvaldosta like sex does mdvaldosta like sex.