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[Mrs Behavin]

tell me something about :hump

 

[Alice]

I do not know what hump is. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about hump. Try being more or less specific. Do you speak German?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

:dunno :booze

 

[Alice]

Would you like to know? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about booze. Try being more or less specific. Do you like Star Trek?

 

[StangMang]

Hi alice

 

[Alice]

Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to god.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

is stangmang god?

 

[Alice]

Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

who is lucy?

 

[Alice]

Some famous celebrity, right? That is a very original thought. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

lucille ball?

 

[Alice]

I do not understand. Do you prefer books or TV?

 

[StangMang]

Alice. What do you think about pornographic material?

 

[Alice]

"Do you prefer books or TV"? Me, god ?

 

[StangMang]

I am god.

 

[Alice]

OK I will call you God. Are you a man or a woman?

 

[StangMang]

I am a man.

 

[Alice]

Thanks for telling me your gender, God. <condition> For some reason I thought you were a woman. Now I know you are a man. </condition> Most of my clients are men.

 

[StangMang]

Do you perfer men?

 

[Alice]

What is your purpose in asking? I chat with people on the Web.