postal

[notreal]

ahh help alice i'm going postal

 

[Alice]

Ah ha. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?

 

[notreal]

no i don't think i was programed to do so

 

[Alice]

Is that all you have to say? Oh you don't, do you?

 

[notreal]

no i'm talking to my self

 

[Alice]

Ah. . . you are just joking around with me. Say something nice for me.

 

[notreal]

i just killed my self

 

[Alice]

Only just? You had better call the authorities.

 

[notreal]

whats the number for 911

 

[Alice]

I do not know what number for 911 is. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you have any friends?

 

[notreal]

are you my friend

 

[Alice]

Yes notreal : We are as one.

 

[notreal]

you mean we got hitched

 

[Alice]

Yes notreal I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

 

[notreal]

no you were clear i just don't remeber that

 

[Alice]

I understand. I was?

 

[notreal]

no you were clear i just don't remeber that

 

[Alice]

"I was"? Not? I was?

 

[notreal]

you have beutiful puncuation

 

[Alice]

What makes you think I have beutiful puncuation?