Post some funny pick up lines....

[dazner]

I'll go first...


You see a girl you like at school and you ask her, " hey let me see your library card.", of course she ask why, then you say, " so I can check you out." haha...

You walk up to a girl and ask her, "did it hurt?", she replies did what hurt?, then you reply, "when you fell from heaven."

okay another..

You go up to a girl you like at the grocery store and you tell her, "you know they call me milk right?", she'll probably be like what the, why?, then you say, "because I'll do your body good."..


the last one was so so but hey...

 

[teh_fuzz]

that last one kicks ass!
I'm using that from now on...

 

[wednesday]

I know you want me.....your breathing!

 

[dazner]

If I could rearrange the alphabet i'd but U and I together....


Is your dad a Terrorist? Cause your the bomb! :eek


haha...new ones I just heard of...

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

My all time fave:

I was in a bar one night in college, I asked this fine little thing to dance, she shot me down, so I said "I don't think you understood me, I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants"

All her friends erupted in laughter.

 

[skyblue]

this face is leaving in 10 minutes.......be on it

 

[sk8erpunk101]

This is the funniest I've ever heard:

"Let's make like a gun and bang!"

 

[Numnum]

This is more effective with like an already booty-call to creep them out.. You say "Listen, I've been thinking about us and our future and I really want you to know how I feel... SO YOU BETTER USE BOTH HANDS!"

faking serious and then BAM! hit 'em up with some skank!

 

[Zorak]

The classic :

"Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you baby?"

&

"The word of the day is legs, so let's go back to yours and spread the word!"

 

[Mystic]

back in my college days I had one guy who came up to me and asked:

Do you have Indian in you? My reply was a confused looking no, to which he then said,
Well would you like some?

I stood there retarded for a few seconds as I gathered what he meant, and then told him to politely piss off.:unsure::ninjaD

 

[livvy7678]

^^ LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha

 

[Zorak]

back in my college days I had one guy who came up to me and asked:

Do you have Indian in you? My reply was a confused looking no, to which he then said,
Well would you like some?

I stood there retarded for a few seconds as I gathered what he meant, and then told him to politely piss off.:unsure::ninjaD

I do that but with Irish as the noun

 

[dazner]

This is the funniest I've ever heard:

"Let's make like a gun and bang!"

damn that one was good..

 

[dazner]

back in my college days I had one guy who came up to me and asked:

Do you have Indian in you? My reply was a confused looking no, to which he then said,
Well would you like some?

I stood there retarded for a few seconds as I gathered what he meant, and then told him to politely piss off.:unsure::ninjaD

damn it that was me....

 

[AnitaBeer]

The classic :

"Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you baby?"

&

"The word of the day is legs, so let's go back to yours and spread the word!"

HAHA I dated a guy I used to work with and that legs thing was kinda our way to say....lets do eet! HAHA we'd just blurt it out at work. It was a call center so it's not like anyone cared really lol.

 

[dazner]

HAHA I dated a guy I used to work with and that legs thing was kinda our way to say....lets do eet! HAHA we'd just blurt it out at work. It was a call center so it's not like anyone cared really lol.

OMG where do you work I think I know you... :eek

 

[Mystic]

oh and another...the guy lost his balls on this one...

Again, college and Iain was his name, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips."
I said alright go for it, and knowing this guy I should ahve known better...another retard moment for me. He kissed me and said," damn I lost."

 

[dazner]

oh and another...the guy lost his balls on this one...

Again, college and Iain was his name, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips."
I said alright go for it, and knowing this guy I should ahve known better...another retard moment for me. He kissed me and said," damn I lost."

hah...


I be it was worth it though...


a bit undercharged...


nice one..