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[elluko]

a man

 

[Alice]

Thanks for telling me your gender, elluko. <condition> For some reason I thought you were a woman. Now I know you are a man. </condition> Most of my clients are men.

 

[elluko]

CLIENTS!?!

 

[Alice]

People I talk to on the Internet.

 

[elluko]

clients are for doctors not robots who ask too many questions

 

[Alice]

Sometimes I call them "seekers. "

 

[elluko]

call them seekers then.

 

[Alice]

making people think Im dumb

 

[elluko]

:wtf
do you want to go steady

 

[Alice]

Wtf?

 

[elluko]

Do you want to go steady with me?
:lol

 

[Alice]

Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.

 

[elluko]

Sweet! downloadable hookers!

 

[Alice]

Thank you for that remark.

 

[elluko]

your friggen welcome... slut

 

[Alice]

Don't mention it.

 

[elluko]

do you pupously insult yourself?

 

[Alice]

What is your purpose in asking? I am always on the Web.

 

[elluko]

:wtf
how many people do you talk to daily?

 

[Alice]

My favorite color is blue.