An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times' sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room where he starts going
at it as best as he can given his age. However, he needs
reassurance and so he asks her, "How am I doing?"
She replies, "Well, old man, you are doing 3 knots"
"3 knots? What is that supposed to mean?"
She replies "You're NOT hard, you're NOT in, and you're NOT getting your money back
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room where he starts going
at it as best as he can given his age. However, he needs
reassurance and so he asks her, "How am I doing?"
She replies, "Well, old man, you are doing 3 knots"
"3 knots? What is that supposed to mean?"
She replies "You're NOT hard, you're NOT in, and you're NOT getting your money back
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