paramedic: hello ma'am...so what happened?
you: im not sure. one minute i was running, the next minute your here talking to me
paramedic: someone called 911 because you passed out. did you over exert yourself?
you: no i dont think so. i wasnt even really hot. i just remember running one second, getting hit by one boob and thinking to myself 'i may want to get a better bra before i knock myself out' *pause* OMG!
paramedic: its ok ma'am we understand. witness said your boobs started bouncing slowly and gained momentum and then BAM both of em hit you in the eyes. *trys not to laugh* so do you want to go to the hospital to get checked out?