Poll: Blowing up New Jersey

[Haus]

Who thinks we should Blow up New Jersey and give Pennsylvania a Beach??

Vote.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

As long as you go and pick up Heather first, I'm ok with that.

 

[NicAuf]

Yeah sure let's blow up Jersey, nobody really likes that state anyway.

 

[ouachiski]

yea, I allmost had lake front property from an explosion once. Its kinda scarey. The real scarey thing is the stuff that blew up was the non explosive stuff at the plant (Nitrous Oxide). Makes me wonder what the make there.

 

[UncleBacon]

yeah I'm from Jersey and well yeah my family lives there so I'm going to go with NO....sounds like you have state envy haus

 

[Jersey]

As long as you go and pick up Heather first, I'm ok with that.

thanks for thinking of me james...

and what, hausy, may i ask has jersey done to you to get your panties in a bunch???

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

my fiances evil ex gf lives there....so iw ouldnt mind
hahaha

 

[Tim]

All of us PA guys secretly hate NJ... *realizes his slip* I mean, we don't hate NJ, we just want our own coastline. Yeah, that's it. Our own coastline!

 

[Jersey]

well then pick up your chit and move to jersey!

 

[Tim]

Sorry, but the property taxes and the insurance rates would kill me. I'll stay here in PA and just visit the shore

 

[Homer]

well thanks alot i'm out of here thanks for nothing.real f-ing nice.:mad

 

[Trance97]

I'm just ready summer. Global warming fot the win!

 

[Homer]

well thanks alot i'm out of here thanks for nothing.real f-ing nice.:mad

just to let you all know i was joking/:jk:

 

[Tim]

Yeah, we do *Grabs another stick of explosives* and you know that we wouldn't actually blow up NJ *Inserts blasting cap* That would be way too much work *Hides it under a rock* And we don't have that kind of time *Grabs anther stick of explosives*

 

[TheOriginalJames]

New Jersey can't go. *goes to get Tim another blasting cap* It's a part of the 50 state union. *grabs the remote detonating device* I guess we could make Puerto Rico a state though.

 

[lemon]

*Grabs 10 sticks of TNT.* Of course, should NJ blow up, I will have to get retribution. *Grabs a laptop.* Considering I was born in Neptune, NJ. *Grabs 10 more sticks of TNT.* It would be a shame if i dont represent my birthstate. *Sets first 10 sticks of TNT in Indiana.* To tell you truth, I do consider myself a South Carolinian. *Sets second 10 sticks of TNT in Pennsylvania.* But i will bring about vengence, if so deemed necessary. *Links both sets of TNT sticks to a program on the laptop.* This little poll gets very close to the bringing about the vengence. *Returns to South Carolina, with the laptop.* Dont make me get up, because it will interrupt my perfectuous sleeping patterns, that have assembled themselves through diligence and perseverence.

 

[Homer]

truthfully the only thing keeping us in this state is family .

 

[TheOriginalJames]

You could move to PA or MD or VA or DE and not be in the gangsta state and still be close to family!

 

[Homer]

some day James just not right now, we were thinking about DE but with 8 grandkids from 8 mounth to 10 years old it'll be a while till we make a move if ever,

 

[SilentEyz]

*stroll through and out of thread knowing she is safely tucked away in her western state nowhere near all the violence*