Polish remover

[Tuffdisc]

A polish man gets married to an american lady, (even though his english is not good).
After 2 years he goes to a solicitor for a divorce.
lawyer: what grounds u got?
Man: 2 acres with a house
Lawyer: no, i mean what is the foundations of the case?
Man: cement
Lawyer: (sighs) why do u wanna divorce?
Man: cause she is gonna kill me
Lawyer: what makes u say that?
Man: i've got proof
Lawyer: what proof?
Man: she's gonna poison me
Lawyer:but how do u know?
Man: she bought it from a drugstore & has kept the bottle on a shelf in the bathroom
Lawyer: what does it say on the bottle?
Man: "POLISH REMOVER"

 

[Rhipunzel]

hahaha that's cute.

 

[RedRyder]

Funny....

 

[Dana]

lmfao

 

[MMMMatilde]

hahaha I like that one

 

[AUFred]

geez...