How about....
I've been thinking about us all day and I really want you to know how I feel... so you better use both hands!!
I've been thinking about us all day and I really want you to know how I feel... so you better use both hands!!
Pick-up lines
- Thread starter Mrs Behavin
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You tottally got me, where should I meet you at?
Are we related? Do you want to be?
Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee. (laugh profusely)
Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Here's a quarter, call your roomate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee. (laugh profusely)
Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Here's a quarter, call your roomate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Havn't seen you around here before/ you come here often lol
I didnt want to see this thread die!
You owe me a drink.
[Why?]
'Cause I dropped mine when I saw you.
[Why?]
'Cause I dropped mine when I saw you.
Was at a regular hangout one night and the bartender signaled to someone at our table w/ 1 finger. A guy at the table looked at him and said "that's not gonna make her come." So he put up 2 fingers...and she still just looked at him. Finally I walked over to see what he wanted. She didn't walk over until he moved up to 4 fingers. LOL
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