Pick-up lines

[COOL_BREEZE2]

1. Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"
(Attention getter FTW.)

2. Hey babe, wanna make an easy five bucks?
(ok, that one doesn't work too well either for some reason. :dunno)

 

[BaggedSplash]

i lost my number...can i have yours?

see deb, that was a nice one

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Ok you can close the thread after this one.

If your left leg was Xmas and your right leg was Thanksgiving could I visit you between the holidays?

:clap Bravo.

 

[Darkstar]

"You have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen...Fancy a fuck?"

That might work on me, if said with the british accent. :surrender

 

[Doveshit]

That might work on me, if said with the british accent. :surrender

How about a Canadian accent?


"You've got purdy eyes, eh. How aboot a fuck?"

 

[BaggedSplash]

can i yodel in your valley? lol

 

[skyblue]

That might work on me, if said with the british accent. :surrender

yes please

 

[Darkstar]

How about a Canadian accent?


"You've got purdy eyes, eh. How aboot a fuck?"

That would make me laugh!

 

[Doveshit]

That would make me laugh!

Good. then you'd be all laughed-out by the time I dropped my pants.

 

[Darkstar]

can i yodel in your valley? lol

omfg Brian. :24:

Good. then you'd be all laughed-out by the time I dropped my pants.

eek:willy_nilly:

 

[BaggedSplash]

do you like to dance horizontally?

 

[livvy7678]

Ok you can close the thread after this one.

If your left leg was Xmas and your right leg was Thanksgiving could I visit you between the holidays?

:24::24::24::24::24:

 

[Natasha]

Fancy going halves on a bastard?

(I don't know a single person who's used that one!!)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Natasha]

Okay, I can't believe this one hasn't been said yet...

"The word of the day is legs. What's say we go back to your place and spread the word???"

 

[livvy7678]

Okay, I can't believe this one hasn't been said yet...

"The word of the day is legs. What's say we go back to your place and spread the word???"

eek:eek :24::24::24:

 

[MMMMatilde]

you, me and a bucket of chicken...

"You had me at Chicken!"


haha I like the pick-up line

"There's something on your ass"

"What?"

"My eyes!"

hehe my gay friend uses that on me all the time, I fall for it too..

 

[Pudding Time]

"Ever tripped over a tree?..... How 'bout a root?"

 

[Cotton]

"Want to go halves on a bastard?"

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

"Care for a pizza and a fuck? What you don't like pizza?"

"Is that a mirrior in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants."

 

[Bellicose23]

You must be tired because you been running through my mind all day.

 

[BaggedSplash]

Yo Baby!! Ever had your asshole eaten out by a fat man in an overcoat?