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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: Hello

WOMAN: Honey, its me. Are you at the club?

MAN: Yes

WOMAN: I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. Its only 2k. Is it OK if I buy it?

MAN: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.

WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.

MAN: How much?

WOMAN: i think its £68,000.

MAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.

WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing.The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking about 1 and a quarter mil

MAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 1mil

WOMAN: OK. ill see you later! I love you!

MAN: Bye, I love you, too.

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: Does anyone know whose phone this is?
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:24: :24: :24: :24: That is sooooooooooooooooooooooo good - excellent joke!!!!! :clap
 

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LOL .. awesome .. I'm sure the wife will get all she wants .. int he divorce settlement LMAO
 
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