Cabbies, snow, Special K cereal commercials, Jessica, walking, kids who play outside his window or walk through his yard, Dustin on Ghosthunters, cleaning closets, fat santa, poorly synced sound on tv, being called yankee by brits, ungrateful children, people he deems stupid, "high calibre" restaurants, the new folgers commercial, cat in the hat movie, dry turkey, Peter, hangovers, mom's boyfriend, politics, loud trucks, embedded links in youtube videos, not looking like a CK model, cookie dough pop tarts, overpaid actors/actresses/athletes (only in California), $65 pairs of jeans, the country's obsession with vampires, saying a pizza doesn't have rooster eggs in a commercial, people blocking aisles in stores, coffee, people wearing "home attire" in public, Veteran's Day, veterans who weren't drafted, people who get married before deployments, driving in snow, women playing games, tests, guessing, sneezing, people in love, spending money on "bitches", bitches, losing stuff, facebook apps, dressing up for halloween, tv commercials that turn up the volume, the term "noob", all other commercials (apparently regardless of volume), skinny people, people who say excuse me, ear crust, "craziness" over swine flu, Christmas movies in November, using leftover turkey for things other than sandwiches, chewing tobacco, electronic cigerettes, K-Mart commercials, soy milk, towns called Christchurch, saying obesity is a personal decision, veal, Bri's threads about her dead duck, bootcamp weightloss, old people, the internet burning his pizza, and Donnie.
