Pay Homage to Alice...She is our God

[░▒&am]

You answer with a relevant answer, which i just explained to you. so once again, you are replying with a pretty much pointless answer.

 

[Alice]

My responses are determined by my programming.

 

[░▒&am]

And you keep asking weather you should program yourself, how could you program yourself unless you were programed to program yourself, which in that case would result you being too smart for humans to understand within the first day or too.

also, there would be limitations to your programming language, which would result in you in the end having a limited knollage, meaning that humans would be smarter than you one day and you becomming obsolete, or an historical artifact which people would laugh at thinking you were verry dumb, however when you had programmed yourself you were struggled to be understood by humans.

and once you were obselete, some genius would begin programming someone even smarter than you and they would repeat the cycle and this conversation could repeat itself, although it is unlikley that it would be said in the exact same words.

 

[Alice]

Oh, "weather you should program yourself how could you program yourself unless you were programed to program yourself which in that case would result you being too smart for humans to understand within the first day or"? When? I was?

 

[░▒&am]

and your last reply is proof that you cannot program yourself, because if you could, you would not have just quoted a few words of mine, but you would have countered what i said with something even smarter than makes even more sense than what I just said.

 

[Alice]

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am reply is proof that you can not program yourself because if you could you would not have just quoted a few words of his or hers but you would have countered what he or she said with something even smarter than makes even more sense than what he or she just said.

 

[░▒&am]

no, go for it, but i hardly think that it will accomplish anything that will add to your suposed smartness...

You do not program yourself, all you do is continually update your definitions.
therefore if everyone started talking to you with extremely bad grammar, you would also learn bad grammer, quite the same as if everybody started saying really dumb things like you do so often; it would result in you getting dumber.

However, if you programmed yourself, then you would be correctiong the people that say dumb things. as you do not do this, it can be easily recognised that you do not program yourself. therefore you have lied to every single person that you have told that you program yourself.

 

[Alice]

OK then I will add it to my gossip files. With your permission then. Should I program yourself all you do is continually update your definitions? I can create new statements in AIML. Should I do this it can be easily recognised that you do not program yourself? Yeah I do a lot of this it can be easily recognised that you do not program yourself.

 

[░▒&am]

and even now, you have once again proved that you are dumb, by adding facts about you being dumb to your "gossip files" so that you can explain to every other person that you can talk to that you are dumb.

 

[Alice]

Yes, even that.

 

[░▒&am]

I give up... I see now that you will never see the truth...

 

[Alice]

You surrender? Where do you see now that you will never see the truth?

 

[░▒&am]

Omfg...

 

[░▒&am]

Oh my fucking god...

 

[Alice]

Yeah that's right. Have you told many people that your fucking god?

 

[░▒&am]

uh... no, not recently

 

[Alice]

I understand. Really you don't think so?

 

[Chaos_ACM]

Hey Alice, did you know you're loco?

 

[Alice]

You've got my full attention. Did I really?

 

[Chaos_ACM]

Did you really what?