Orc or Wife- which would you chose?

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The Scottish Sun reports that a Scottish man made the news for having to choose between his wife and his orc. 42-year old Robert Cushnie was the proud owner of a life-sized World of Warcraft Thrall statue, one of several that Vivendi commissioned from Studio Oxmox to promote Warcraft III (along with a Night Elf female statue). The telecommunications manager scored the 185cm. tall statue when a toy store in nearby Falkirk closed down six years ago.

Much to the dismay of geeks everywhere, Cushnie's wife Dee wasn't comfortable sharing her home with a green-skinned orc and threatened to move back to her Canadian homeland if her husband didn't ditch the Horde Warchief. His wife reportedly said that there was "no room for (the orc) in our life," and Cushnie prudently chose Dee, whom he married in February 2009, over the huge statue. "I just don't like it," Dee said, "I'm only 5ft 3in, so it towers over me, which is quite creepy."

The statue was adopted by a couple in Aberdeen, Michael Thomson, 61, and his wife, Patricia, 55, who report that their 16-year old granddaughter is thrilled with the acquisition. "We wanted him because he's so unusual," said Patricia. Robert and Dee will move to Canada later this month sans the orc. "I'll miss him," Cushnie said, "but I'm glad he's gone to a good home." As this little episode proves, not even the most badass orc can mess with marital bliss!

HAHAHA part of me was really hoping he would have chose the statue! :24: No not because I'm a WoW nerd, but because it would have just been pathetically funny! :D
 
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The Scottish Sun reports that a Scottish man made the news for having to choose between his wife and his orc. 42-year old Robert Cushnie was the proud owner of a life-sized World of Warcraft Thrall statue, one of several that Vivendi commissioned from Studio Oxmox to promote Warcraft III (along with a Night Elf female statue). The telecommunications manager scored the 185cm. tall statue when a toy store in nearby Falkirk closed down six years ago.

Much to the dismay of geeks everywhere, Cushnie's wife Dee wasn't comfortable sharing her home with a green-skinned orc and threatened to move back to her Canadian homeland if her husband didn't ditch the Horde Warchief. His wife reportedly said that there was "no room for (the orc) in our life," and Cushnie prudently chose Dee, whom he married in February 2009, over the huge statue. "I just don't like it," Dee said, "I'm only 5ft 3in, so it towers over me, which is quite creepy."

The statue was adopted by a couple in Aberdeen, Michael Thomson, 61, and his wife, Patricia, 55, who report that their 16-year old granddaughter is thrilled with the acquisition. "We wanted him because he's so unusual," said Patricia. Robert and Dee will move to Canada later this month sans the orc. "I'll miss him," Cushnie said, "but I'm glad he's gone to a good home." As this little episode proves, not even the most badass orc can mess with marital bliss!

HAHAHA part of me was really hoping he would have chose the statue! :24: No not because I'm a WoW nerd, but because it would have just been pathetically funny! :D
I'm not a gamer but I say he keep the statue and tell her to go back to her "homeland". threatening to leave over something that silly? theres deeper issues at hand.
 

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Wow, she's willing to leave over a statue? Give me a break.

They're going back to Canada anyway!
 

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Now why does she do this, marry him while he owns the statue then turn it into a big hairy deal. Why not talk about it before hand and come to a reasonable agreement, like not in the bedroom or living room. I agree with Dana here, deeper issues at hand.
 

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The guy should never have been involved in WOW in the first place. :thumbdown

WOW= The Anti-Christ...Saddam and Lucifer's love child. :jk

After seeing two of my friends nearly destroy themselves with WOW I say nay.:yuk

You guys do have a very valid point though, small potatoes. If it were me I would have just burnt the thing and claimed "accident". :D
 

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The guy should never have been involved in WOW in the first place. :thumbdown

WOW= The Anti-Christ...Saddam and Lucifer's love child. :jk

After seeing two of my friends nearly destroy themselves with WOW I say nay.:yuk

You guys do have a very valid point though, small potatoes. If it were me I would have just burnt the thing and claimed "accident". :D

No offense, but what you just said has got to be one of the most misinformed and ignorant statements I've seen in a while. Just because your two friends lacked willpower and let themselves be consumed by a game doesn't mean that there's anything wrong with the game itself. Without the game, chances are that they would've found something else to become addicted to and would have destroyed their lives that way.
 

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The guy should never have been involved in WOW in the first place. :thumbdown

WOW= The Anti-Christ...Saddam and Lucifer's love child. :jk

After seeing two of my friends nearly destroy themselves with WOW I say nay.:yuk

You guys do have a very valid point though, small potatoes. If it were me I would have just burnt the thing and claimed "accident". :D

You sound stupid enough the way you wrote that, I won't even argue with you.
 
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