This moderator got all pissy at me coz he thought I was trying to be satirical about asking about whether a picture was too pig for a signature. So, I decided if he though I was satirical, I may as well be, and posted this in the forum:

Dear the OLD Administration Team,
One of your moderators replied negatively to a completely reasonable PM which asked whether or not a picture was an acceptable size for a signature. This moderator will remain nameless.
I would like to sincerely apologize for this PM, I meant not to offend by it at all, and I realise now that asking a reasonable question such as this places me in the wrong.
Next time that I send a Personal Message, I will thoroughly check it to make sure that it has no references to picture sizes, and I would like to know what other kinds of perfectly reasonable requests I should try to avoid asking about when seeking advice on the topic.
Once again, I sincerely apologize.
Thank You.
Nuclear.