We're driving home from dinner last night, it's like 16 degrees out. Cold as hell.
Being the animal lover that she is, she spots a baby skunk lying on the side of the road. She yells at me to pull over and help it. "Fine, I'll stop but you get out and help it." I say. So she jumps out of the car and picks up this baby skunk. Poor little guy is half frozen, but he's still alive. She says, "What should I do?" Bring it in the car I tell her and we'll warm him up. So she get in with the skunk and asks, "How should I keep him warm?" I tell her "Put it between your legs." She replies "What about the smell?" So I say, "Just hold his nose!"
The doctors expect I'll make a full recovery, but the skunk she used to beat me with died during the incident!!!!!
Being the animal lover that she is, she spots a baby skunk lying on the side of the road. She yells at me to pull over and help it. "Fine, I'll stop but you get out and help it." I say. So she jumps out of the car and picks up this baby skunk. Poor little guy is half frozen, but he's still alive. She says, "What should I do?" Bring it in the car I tell her and we'll warm him up. So she get in with the skunk and asks, "How should I keep him warm?" I tell her "Put it between your legs." She replies "What about the smell?" So I say, "Just hold his nose!"
The doctors expect I'll make a full recovery, but the skunk she used to beat me with died during the incident!!!!!
