Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
This one should be bad enough for anyone. :24:
Joe's Old Boat
They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the
day you sell it!! Well, here's a good boat story!!
Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and
kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group
from
out-of-state who sank it.
Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was
out of touch all that day and most of the evening. Therefore, Joe did
not know
that his brother John's wife had died suddenly that day.
When Joe got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at
the grocery. A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and said:
"I'm
so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: " Well no! Fact is
I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the
beginning.
Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She
was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty
big hole
in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she
leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I
rented her to
those four guys who were looking for a good time. I warned them that she
wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn
fools tried
to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!"
The old woman fainted
Joe's Old Boat
They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the
day you sell it!! Well, here's a good boat story!!
Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and
kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group
from
out-of-state who sank it.
Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was
out of touch all that day and most of the evening. Therefore, Joe did
not know
that his brother John's wife had died suddenly that day.
When Joe got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at
the grocery. A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and said:
"I'm
so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: " Well no! Fact is
I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the
beginning.
Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She
was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty
big hole
in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she
leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I
rented her to
those four guys who were looking for a good time. I warned them that she
wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn
fools tried
to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!"
The old woman fainted
