Ok, who speaks Spanish?

[White2000GT]

Can anyone tell me how to say "Shut the fuck up and go to sleep you stupid little bastards before I burn your fucking houses down and break every bone in your stupid little bodies" in Spanish? I mean, here it is 11:40 at night and it seems as though every kid within a 12 block radius is outside my house playing, yelling, and making all sorts of noise. Couple with that this stupid ficking mutt that barks all day and half the night is yapping at the kids. 6:30 in the morning is going to come mighty early for me and I am going to be in a pissy mood because I was woke up by those stupid little shitheads.
So, I think I am going to drive my car up this very narrow street that I live on in the morning on my way to work. I'm going to let the Spanish parents and their loud ass kids know what Magnapacks sound like at 5,000 rpm's at 7:00 in the morning.
Thanks for letting me vent!

 

[Haus]

Cierre la cogida para arriba y vaya a dormir usted los pequeños bastardos estúpidos antes de que me queme sus casas de mierda abajo y rompa hueso en sus pequeños cuerpos estúpidos



hope this helps.

 

[hhayes]

all i know to tell ya is to google translation thats what i do

 

[Haus]

damn babel fish sucks.

 

[hhayes]

in language translation it came out with just a couple letters different than that looks fine to me but then again i don't speak spanish haha

 

[Mrs Behavin]

haha! I can sympathize with ya. These people that live down the road are up late quite often working on their drag car and you can hear it in my house and it vibrates things.

 

[Hurt911gen]

just turn up "fucking hostile" by Pantera. they'll get your point, just trust me on this one

 

[Homer]

call the cops and let them deal with them,it's worth a try.

 

[White2000GT]

call the cops and let them deal with them,it's worth a try.

That's what I've been told by other people here, but imagine an American who doesn't speak much Spanish at all calling the police and complaining about loud kids. I would pretty much get laughed at and told "American go home". They don't like us too well in this part of Spain.
Anyway, I slept like shit last night and I am tired as hell right now. But I'll live. And yes, I went out of my way to let the Magnapacks do some talking this morning!!